I had to share..

with all of you lovelys..THE BEST text weve read in a long time from one of our fave sites (textsfromlastnight.com).

The concept of the website is to read one-liner excerpts from other people’s text message conversations that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Our Favorite……

(904): I’ve been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for “Everybody”. That’s unsettling.
(1-904): It’s unsettling that you took the time to think about that.

COMPARE HERE

 

Love,

M & J

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2 Responses to “I had to share..”

  1. Ally Says:

    yeah my favorites are

    (432): So why didn’t Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
    (207): You need to stop watching Twilight.

    (610): Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
    (570): No

    (802): that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight

  2. Katie Says:

    (859): Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.

    (714): so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
    (1-714): yeah, I mean if he’s down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed…

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