Whoa. Ever have one of those days where you feel super bitchy and everyone is the f*cking dumbest person you’ve ever met? That’s me today. Last night a bird was outside my window until 2:30 am. How much can I be expected to take? God either hates me or is toying with the fragile strings of my sanity.
My google alerts were FULL of NOTHING good today as far as Twi-news. Kstew is knocked up by RPatz…YAH OKAY in every 14 year old girl’s dreams. If you believed this you’re stupid and we don’t want you reading our blog. Apparently, she laughed off the rumor on the set of her new movie and”Rob’s camp” replied,”we don’t comment on anything like that.” Rob continues to try and make Kstew’s life as difficult as possible by fueling rumors (like he playfully does in one of my fave interviews) by not really denying them, part of the reason he is so near and dear to my little TINY heart.
Got twenty G’s lying around? Don’t know what to spend it on? How about a TWI STAR PARTY! According to E! Some Hollywood Agent is now working with the supporting character stars and whoring them out for party and club appearances. Some 30 yr old heina wants Dr. Cullen at her Bday party in NY. I sooo want to be a fly on that wall after all the “ladies” are three apple martinis down and Jenny Garth is nowhere around to regulate on some bitches. Anyone have $100,000 I can have (not borrow)? I promise I’ll invite you to the party after I buy them all as friends (the plan is to roofie Kellan, get him, and more importantly his cell phone, in the bedroom, tie him up, AND GET ROBS DIGITS.)
ALSO.. Are you ready for new interview footage of all my friends the stars talking about New Mizzle? I AM. They will ALL be at comic-con Wednesday July 22nd and will appear at 2:15. DANG. I soo would not want to be security working this event.
***Next official New Moon trailer premieres August 14th during the premiere of Vanessa Hudgens new film Bandslam*** An online version will appear after Bandslam’s opening weekend. Everyone get ready for a new precendent…the buying of movie tickets everywhere with the sole purpose of trailer viewing and NOT watching the feature presentation. I predict the highest percentage of movie walk-outs in the history of time Aug. 14th.
Wet-T-Shirt-NO-contest!!!!!
Love,
Mstyles
